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January 31 今天法院来电话说，要审砸我车，偷我CD，GPS的贼！大快人心呀！不可思议的是，居然被这些漫不经心的美国警察给抓到啦！Court问我要ask多少钱？怎么都得按照丢的东西来个全新的价格要一下价吧。 车窗虽然我Junk Yard买的，花了我$40，但是labor得安装mechanics的labor $90/hr charge，我费劲连上网打manual，折腾了两个小时，估计还不只两个小时，中间还去autozone买了个工具（妈的，工具加税还花了我$6.66。记得很清楚，因为数字特吉祥。但是美国人认为6很evil，说你今天太背了，非让我买点别的，把3个6避开，我说挺好，中国人不怕6，哈哈）暂且按照两个小时charge，怎么得$220连成本。这个或者去dealer要个quote，也不知道哪个dealer最黑。 GPS怎么得按照现在MIO 520来一个吧，retail price $400，咱就别给他找deal啦。 CD player估计安装还得$200少说，回头去bestbuy要个quote。circuitcity黑，还是bestbuy？ 是不是自己有点太黑了？想想当时给我的精神打击，。。。。还用塑料布当窗户，凑合了一个月，丢了那么多天人都不给他算啦！等红灯的时候，旁边老黑都直看，想想就窝囊呀！ 话说回来，都要感谢警察叔叔们呀！（想想，我现在都和叔叔们一个岁数啦）看来美国的警察，还真行，不是白吃饭的。当时他们很漫不经心的取指纹，而且只取了我车上的，没有取我的。因为前几天我一个同学刚刚被砸，还去了警察局，去取他的指纹。我还觉得当时那个警察不是很serious，所以根本没有抱什么希望。 我姐说，让我宣扬一下美国警察的niubility! 她说这个事情，worth a blog! 自此，发明一个新词"blog-worthy"，看上去感觉还挺重要，其实想想档次也够低的，就配些在blog上，呵呵。 Feb 20th开庭，我们拭目以待！ 菜谱又更新了我妈的菜谱又更新了，给大家提个醒，呵呵。 January 24 $600 Rebate Check for TaxpayersJanuary 18 This is why men should not go shoppingThis is why women should not take men shopping against their will: After Mr. & Mrs. Zook retired, Kathleen insisted Norv accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Norv was like most men--he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Kathleen was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Kathleen received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Zook, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Zook are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker! He assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least, 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" January 08 由杨帆老师和女学生肉搏想到。。。老师讲课是老师的义务，因为他挣了这份钱。学生不听课是学生的自由，没有法律规定学生必须得去听课。老师讲得好，必然有人去听。既然杨老师知道自己教的是选修课，如果自己知道有可能出勤率不高，可以不教这门课呀。如果讲了，没人听，应该先从自己找原因。 记得上大学的时候，新开了大学语文，也是选修，一个讲现代文的老师，讲得就很好，每次上课爆满，搞的注册的学生都没有位置做，不得不站在后面或者走道上。 另外一位讲古代的老师比较boring，没有什么人爱听。一次系里准备大合唱，就告诉学生那天语文课cancel了，可是没有通知语文老师，最后只有两个不知道通知的学生去上课了。那个老师，巨有修养，照样讲了一堂课，最后才问，为什么今天来这么少人？也够可怜的。 |
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